Happy Birthday Han!

A special happy 70th birthday to Harrison Ford, the most handsome man in the galaxy. Eat shit for hating on him, Gap.

/faps

Very well

If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow.

Happy Independence Day!

From the Brits, not the aliens... yet. What do we tell the aliens when they get here Will?

Fuck right. Earf.

Dear Mr. Penis,

Prepare for the pounding of a lifetime.

Checkin' In On Bilbo

While Pembry and Gap were drinking excessively this weekend, Bilbo was on his own adventures.  Here he is strolling down the beach, humming a merry tune.  It seems he had a splendid time.

Where has Mr. Horse been?

Tommy....

You may want to look this article over.

That's not a fucking break!

Did I do something in a previous life to deserve this?

Give me a fucking break

Just one stupid fucking break. That's all I'm asking for.

Ha!

Apparently some people were still using Limewire. Were.  Looks like our old friend Gentleman Jer is up to his old tricks. At least it's not poor college kids this time.

Visit Weak Thrust's New Sister Site!

This man has a lot of important stuff to say.

RE: Jimbo's attempt at top monthly post

Long live the King.

NFL Draft Thoughts...

Hmmmmmm....

 I see....

Oh. My. God.

Go here now!

Quote of the Week

"This is flat-out crazy. Why would anyone waste a top-10 draft pick on someone who only has 112 career receptions? Pass on this guy."


~ Chuck Klosterman on NFL draft prospect Ryan Tannehill in his Grantland draft preview

Quote of the Week

“There are times you should go after a first-round quarterback, but you shouldn’t be pressured into it.”

~ Jeff Ireland, idiot and GM of the Dolphins, on drafting Ryan Tannehill, the consensus #3 QB in the draft who played under new Dolphins OC Mike Sherman for the last 2 years at Texas A&M.

Quote of the Week

"We're about to start making the Arrested Development miniseries and then [move] right into the movie this summer."

~Will Arnett

/nerdgasm

Welcome Back

Welcome Back, Beck. It's been far too long since we've had the good fortune to listen to your awesomeness. Thank you...

Oh come on!

We're already playing at a disadvantage. Just give us one little tool. Seriously, what's the harm? It's not like you get a free Knife Penis with the app. "Creepiest app"...that hurts.

He called the shit "poop"!

Now THIS is what we should be working on!


Think about it: Shit powered rockets, cars, cell phones, the possibilities are limitless...like Bradley Cooper.


Er-ah I want to put a man on the moon in a shit-propelled rocket by 2015!


I wonder what type of poo runs the best? Probably dog poo. Man's best friend indeed.