Checkin' in on Pembry in Ye Olde England

Pembry: GET ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD YOU CRAZY FUCK!

/checks phone

Pembry: GODDAMMIT TOMMY, STOP TEXTING MY PICS OF YOUR GODDAMN CAT! THIS IS COSTING ME A FORTUNE!

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Apparently some pilot went nuts and had to be restrained today.

Well, this is going right at the top of my fears list. I didn't know pilots could just go bonkers and start screaming. Kudos to the co-pilot for getting that fuckhead out of the cockpit (hehe, cockpit) and to the passengers for jumping on his goofy ass. If there's one thing Americans don't find funny anymore, it's screaming about Iran AND Iraq AND bombs on an airplane.

Congrats President Putin!