Mr. Friday?

Is that you? You look different. Have you lost weight since last week? Seems like you got here super soon. I mean, I'm still horribly depressed, but it was a little pick-me-up that you got here so quick.

/Eugene whispers in Gap's ear

That's Mr. Thursday?!??!

/Eugene whispers in Gap's ear again

What the fuck is Good Friday? All Fridays are good, why is one so special?

/Eugene whispers in Gap's ear again

He did all that so we could get off on Friday? What a sweet dude!

Hey, Jesus!



Thanks bro!



/Gap skips off

Where is Your God Now, Brought?

You loved your God when he was crushing NBA players like ants, but how about now when he is crushing trades that would have made your team a super-team?