/Pembry checks email
To: Pembry@aol.com
From: Gap69@gmail.com
Subject: Awesome new porn site
Dear Pembry.
Check out this new website, dumbsextingsluts.com, it is for dudes to post pics of chicks who were stupid and trusting enough to send them naked pics. Also, it is really time you got off AOL.
Pembry: Well, this look's like the perfect website to fill my week.
/Pembry opens website.
/Pembry reads post
/I got this stupid pyro who to show me her tits on her webcam. - by Gap69
Pembry: Chuh chuh!
/Pembry opens link
Pembry: GODDAMMIT!
/Pembry goes to Hollywood blog
Pembry: Let's see what my strumpet wife has been doing. Weird, she isn't on here. Oh, what's this...
/Pembry spits out coffee
Pembry: Goodness RSing gracious! Why the hell is she leaving herself so vulnerable...
/Pembry spits out coffee
Pembry: THAT'S MY MOVE! WHO THE FUCK IS STEALING MY MOVES!
Pembry: I am looking at a DEAD MAN.
