(meanwhile at beNNate HQ...)

/Pembry checks email

To: Pembry@aol.com
From: Gap69@gmail.com
Subject: Awesome new porn site

Dear Pembry.

Check out this new website, dumbsextingsluts.com, it is for dudes to post pics of chicks who were stupid and trusting enough to send them naked pics.  Also, it is really time you got off AOL.

-Gap

Pembry: Well, this look's like the perfect website to fill my week.

/Pembry opens website.

/Pembry reads post

/I got this stupid pyro who to show me her tits on her webcam. - by Gap69

Pembry: Chuh chuh!

/Pembry opens link

Pembry: GODDAMMIT!

/Pembry goes to Hollywood blog

 

Pembry: Let's see what my strumpet wife has been doing.  Weird, she isn't on here.  Oh, what's this...




 


















/Pembry spits out coffee

 

Pembry: Goodness RSing gracious!  Why the hell is she leaving herself so vulnerable...

/Pembry spits out coffee

 Pembry: THAT'S MY MOVE!  WHO THE FUCK IS STEALING MY MOVES!

 

 


 Pembry: I am looking at a DEAD MAN.

 

Meanwhile at Gap's house...

Gap: I am really glad you came.





Pembrina: Thanks for fixing my laptop, Uncle Gap.

Gap: You sure you don't want this Diet Coke? I got it from your dad's stash.

Pembrina: Uh sure...

(several hours later...)



Eugene: Um sir, Mr. Pembry is outside demanding to be let in. He keeps asking if his daughter is in here.

Gap: Oh damn! I'd better put on my Kevin Bacon mask and see what the problem is.