Monday, November 14, 2011
Ode to the Body Pillow
Perhaps one of the single greatest inventions of all-time, the body pillow has revolutionized wet dreaming as we know it.
Before body pillows, men would grind their boners into their thighs, lady friends, or their mattress. None of which really helped the wet dream. Thankfully, body pillows provided the answer to that problem.
I can't tell you how many times I've woken up mid-thrust with my body pillow securely gripped between my legs. Sure, my night's sleep has been ruined by my over active dreaming, but it was worth it. Fast as I could, I'd try to fall back asleep, hoping to pick up where I left off. Most of the time I ended up just having a nightmare, but it's nice to know old body pillow was there. Ready.
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