Sunday, February 5, 2012

Gap's Devastatingly Sad Super Bowl Preview (Shut the fuck up Bilbo edition!)

Shut the fuck up, Bilbo. Waaahhhaaaaaa, my team is the Super Bowl again! Guess I better piss and moan about it.

The Giants have already completely fucked themselves, so I don't know what he's crying about. Players guaranteeing victory and websites pre-congratulating the Giants all add up to a crushing defeat at the hands of those assfag New England Patriots. It's been extremely depressing this entire week knowing that they're gonna get this one and we'll all have to listen to Bilbo, Bill Simmons, and Peter King talk about Boston being the greatest sports town in the known universe. Yeah, because other places don't cheer as hard as beantown. Fuck you. I wish you all painful deaths.

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