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Gap's Devastatingly Sad Super Bowl Preview (Shut the fuck up Bilbo edition!)

Shut the fuck up, Bilbo. Waaahhhaaaaaa, my team is the Super Bowl again! Guess I better piss and moan about it.

The Giants have already completely fucked themselves, so I don't know what he's crying about. Players guaranteeing victory and websites pre-congratulating the Giants all add up to a crushing defeat at the hands of those assfag New England Patriots. It's been extremely depressing this entire week knowing that they're gonna get this one and we'll all have to listen to Bilbo, Bill Simmons, and Peter King talk about Boston being the greatest sports town in the known universe. Yeah, because other places don't cheer as hard as beantown. Fuck you. I wish you all painful deaths.

FIGHT!!!

Let's all join hands and wave our middle fingers!

FUCK YOU!

Fuck the fucking Colts. You smug fucking douchebags are deliberately trying to run the table in reverse. It's even more apparent now. You almost won last week, so you decided to bench your starting QB and fire the D coordinator in an effort to ensure Andrew Luck. Fuck you! The fact that this organization hasn't been called out for this pathetic display is beyond Bilbo and I. Each week we get madder and madder. Fuck Polian, fuck Irsay, fuck their fans, fuck ESPN, fuck Caldwell, and fuck anyone who doesn't think their team should suffer a thousand straight losses after this bullshit performance. I hope Manning totally fucks up this deal for them. Luck seems like a nice enough guy, but I hope he fucking busts.

Eat a million cocks.