/cries

Wait, what?

I get sinus infections all-the-fuck time! This shit has to work! God damn! I was sick as fuck down South and the only thing that saved me was my precious antibiotics. I don't care if it's a "dummy pill". I'm a dummy and I want my pill! So, don't release reports talking about how it doesn't actually do anything. The power of suggestion really does a lot.

Gap's Devastatingly Sad Super Bowl Preview (Shut the fuck up Bilbo edition!)

Shut the fuck up, Bilbo. Waaahhhaaaaaa, my team is the Super Bowl again! Guess I better piss and moan about it.

The Giants have already completely fucked themselves, so I don't know what he's crying about. Players guaranteeing victory and websites pre-congratulating the Giants all add up to a crushing defeat at the hands of those assfag New England Patriots. It's been extremely depressing this entire week knowing that they're gonna get this one and we'll all have to listen to Bilbo, Bill Simmons, and Peter King talk about Boston being the greatest sports town in the known universe. Yeah, because other places don't cheer as hard as beantown. Fuck you. I wish you all painful deaths.

Keep it up!

The horse shit Protect IP act may be amended! Three cheers for freedom!

Senator Patrick Leahy, massive fag and huge fuckface

said Thursday he plans to offer an amendment that would require a study of the impact of the ISP provisions in the bill before they are implemented.

AND..."If the study found negative impacts, it's likely the ISP provision would be killed. The Senate is scheduled to begin debate on PIPA on Jan. 24."

HAW HAW HAAAAWWWW



The biggest opponents of this and SOPA are literally the guys who run the Internet (Google, Amazon, FB, etc.). This. Is. Awesome. Hopefully, their study will show negative impacts with a little help from these giants.

Dear Asshole Kids Rioting in Penn State

What if you were the ones that had been raped right up your asses and Paterno literally did next to nothing after being informed? Would you worthless fags still be standing by his side and flipping vans? I think not. I think you'd be in therapy.