Gap's Movie Corner

Oh. My. God. Shut the fuck up, Hugo. What a horrible movie. I went in expecting something wonderful and ended up smashing my remote. Fuck Hollywood. Self-centered assholes standing around congratulating one another for being sooooooooo amazing. Shut the fuck up before I drive out there and fist fuck you all to death. Jesus, I've never seen the grass-fuckers in Hollywood try to suck their own dicks so hard before. Hugo is essentially a movie about how wonderful movies are. They try to shoehorn in a message about fixing broken things, but it gets lost in all the cum-chugging.

You wanna watch Hugo? Here, watch Tonight, Tonight with the sound off while playing any Sean Penn acceptance speech.





There, you just watched Hugo.

I'm beginning to hate Hollywood more and more, they stand around jerking each other off as though they're solving world hunger...We live in a world filled with famous-for-nothing celebrities and retards getting on the "Kony's a weally, weally, weally, bad guy so we'd better send out this youtube link bandwagon". Everyone just shut the fuck up. I just want to watch an original movie that keeps me entertained for two hours. THAT'S IT!

You overpaid fucks ever make something like this again and there will be trouble.

Here are the most stressful jobs in America. The next time Actor shows up on there, you fags can make another movie about how wonderful you are. Until then, shut the fuck up.

Oh, Pembry, I fixed those memes: