Showing posts with label this will upset turd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label this will upset turd. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
Friday, March 9, 2012
Gap's Movie Corner
Oh. My. God. Shut the fuck up, Hugo. What a horrible movie. I went in expecting something wonderful and ended up smashing my remote. Fuck Hollywood. Self-centered assholes standing around congratulating one another for being sooooooooo amazing. Shut the fuck up before I drive out there and fist fuck you all to death. Jesus, I've never seen the grass-fuckers in Hollywood try to suck their own dicks so hard before. Hugo is essentially a movie about how wonderful movies are. They try to shoehorn in a message about fixing broken things, but it gets lost in all the cum-chugging.
You wanna watch Hugo? Here, watch Tonight, Tonight with the sound off while playing any Sean Penn acceptance speech.
There, you just watched Hugo.
I'm beginning to hate Hollywood more and more, they stand around jerking each other off as though they're solving world hunger...We live in a world filled with famous-for-nothing celebrities and retards getting on the "Kony's a weally, weally, weally, bad guy so we'd better send out this youtube link bandwagon". Everyone just shut the fuck up. I just want to watch an original movie that keeps me entertained for two hours. THAT'S IT!
You overpaid fucks ever make something like this again and there will be trouble.
Here are the most stressful jobs in America. The next time Actor shows up on there, you fags can make another movie about how wonderful you are. Until then, shut the fuck up.
Oh, Pembry, I fixed those memes:
You wanna watch Hugo? Here, watch Tonight, Tonight with the sound off while playing any Sean Penn acceptance speech.
There, you just watched Hugo.
I'm beginning to hate Hollywood more and more, they stand around jerking each other off as though they're solving world hunger...We live in a world filled with famous-for-nothing celebrities and retards getting on the "Kony's a weally, weally, weally, bad guy so we'd better send out this youtube link bandwagon". Everyone just shut the fuck up. I just want to watch an original movie that keeps me entertained for two hours. THAT'S IT!
You overpaid fucks ever make something like this again and there will be trouble.
Here are the most stressful jobs in America. The next time Actor shows up on there, you fags can make another movie about how wonderful you are. Until then, shut the fuck up.
Oh, Pembry, I fixed those memes:
Friday, December 9, 2011
Fat Crap
What a shock, Minnesota Fats was "hurt" last night with what appeared to be a "serious" leg injury. Thankfully, he made a "miraculous" recovery and returned to the game. If I had a nickel for every time Fats McDuff pulled this shit, I'd have enough money to pay Turd to assassinate him.
Give me a fucking break. I love how the announcers buy into it every single time. Whoa that looked bad. Legs aren't supposed to bend like that. How many weeks will he be out? Will this injury cancel Christmas? Who's gonna rape his wife while he's laid up? What of doughnuts? WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY? DEAR LORD! HELP US ALL! Shut the fuck up. I called it the moment that fat tub of shit limped off the field, "he'll be back for the second half".
You wanna know who's tough? Fucking Phillip Rivers. The man suffered a torn ACL in the AFC Championship, went to the locker room, came back out and finished the game. Jesus. That's fucking tough. Exaggerating injuries doesn't make you gritty, it makes you an asshole.
You're only concerned with the way your know-nothing fans perceive you. "Hey, he's religious now and married. I guess that makes him not a piece of shit. Look how he battles through injuries, kinda like how I work a low-paying manual labor job. We're so much alike. I'm gonna go buy a Big Ben jersey and scream like an asshole."
Fuck him, he's only happy when he's be deified by that retarded fanbase.
Give me a fucking break. I love how the announcers buy into it every single time. Whoa that looked bad. Legs aren't supposed to bend like that. How many weeks will he be out? Will this injury cancel Christmas? Who's gonna rape his wife while he's laid up? What of doughnuts? WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY? DEAR LORD! HELP US ALL! Shut the fuck up. I called it the moment that fat tub of shit limped off the field, "he'll be back for the second half".
You wanna know who's tough? Fucking Phillip Rivers. The man suffered a torn ACL in the AFC Championship, went to the locker room, came back out and finished the game. Jesus. That's fucking tough. Exaggerating injuries doesn't make you gritty, it makes you an asshole.
You're only concerned with the way your know-nothing fans perceive you. "Hey, he's religious now and married. I guess that makes him not a piece of shit. Look how he battles through injuries, kinda like how I work a low-paying manual labor job. We're so much alike. I'm gonna go buy a Big Ben jersey and scream like an asshole."
Fuck him, he's only happy when he's be deified by that retarded fanbase.
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