Well, I'm finally back from lovely Virgina. Hey, you got some cool stuff down here. Lots of old timey stuff. It's a shame I got violently ill the last day I was down there. Nothing like some food poisoning to really ramp up the fun. I love the way I got to lay in bed and use two full rolls of toilet paper. Sure was nice to have the chills and a splitting headache too. Thanks, Virginia. By the way, you can take your porkchops and pumpkin soup and shove it.
I saw The Avengers over the weekend. It was good, but not worthy of all the accolades. It's definitely a good popcorn flick, but it shouldn't be hailed as some wonderful masterpiece. That title is reserved for when Dark Knight Rises pulls out its gigantic penis and fucks us all into next Tuesday. Yeah, did you see the latest preview? Good, because that movie is going to leave you breathless, trust me, I've read (masturbated to) the comics it's based on.
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