Wow, I'm in a lot of pain...like literal pain. I must have a pinched nerve in my neck because I can barely move. I hate my life. It's all sadness and violent bowel movements. Fuck off!
Went out drinking with my good buddy Turd on Saturday. We found a lovely outdoor bar that I think we're gonna call home for a while. I also hung out with my mico mexican pal too. It was great because he came strutting into the bar with a shirt that was a little too unbuttoned for my liking. He also had a massive cross necklace prominently displayed. Nice. That'll keep them gays away.
I haven't been watching the NBA playoffs, mainly because I'm not up at midnight. Hey, Jewberg McStern, start the fucking games at a reasonable time for the East Coast, you worthless faggot. We're the sports fans, fucking those roller blading homos in California.
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