... As I predicted to Gap last week, the Heat managed to win easy in their last two against the Celtics en route to the NBA Finals. GO THUNDER! Crush them. Please. For fucks sake, please destroy the Heat in a hideously embarrassing way that fractures the Heat so deeply that they can no longer co-exist. For all the people out there mashing the panic button over LBJ getting that ring though, remember this: He dominated Derrick Rose and the Bulls last year in the last games on the conference finals. Even in the clutch. It wasn't until the Finals that he truly shied from the big moment. And that was against an aging Mavericks team. Help us Kevin Durant, you're our only hope...
... Elizabeth Olsen is greater than her sisters because boobs. And onscreen nudity...
... Pregnancy got in the way of seeing Prometheus this weekend, which was really upsetting. Oh well, now I know what I'm doing for Father's Day next weekend...
... (SPOILER ALERT FOR ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING SUMBITCH GAP) Fuck you True Blood. Fuck you for not only teasing me with Tara's death, but then making her fucking IMMORTAL. Are you fucking kidding me? She is quite possibly the worst character in the history of tv and now you decide to give her fucking superpowers? GODFUCKINGDAMNITALLTOHELL! And I saw your fucking "This season..." preview. She's not even in the main fucking plotline. There aren't words for my anger right now.
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