Ahem
/begins playing Elton John's Candle in the Wind
Goodbye NBA
Though I’ve never
Been so appalled,
You sold your integrity
So Lebron would win it all
Your refs took down the Pacers,
And for Boston there was fixing
All so he could win
And get that precious ring
And it seems to me
That something stinks
Like a wet fart in the wind
/smashes piano to pieces
Ah, that feels better. Also, my schedule has really cleared out now that I'm restricting myself solely to Laker games for the next 5 years. Where's football? Hey football, come here boy! Come here!
/football runs over with tail wagging
Oh that's a good little football. You want a cookie? Yeah boy? You want a cookie? Alright, give me paw. Aww.. that's such a good boy. I'm dedicating this song to you little buddy.
Thanks Axel. I feel much better now.
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