Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Wacky Confession Wednesday

The movie Fear is loosely based on my exploits in the early 90s. I was a forgotten youth, neglected by her parents. I clung to my only friend, and we went out clubbing whenever we got the chance. I met this dangerous biker and began a tumultuous relationship with him, based primarily on sex. My girlfriend, also started dating Mark Wahlberg. Mark turned out to be a pretty bad guy. He actually ended up raping me, ruining my friendship with my only girlfriend, and terrorizing her family. But it's cool, he got stabbed with a peace pipe and made a shitty movie with that Seth MacFarlane. -Gap

"Boy does that movie Ted look awesome!" -Brought

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