RE: Jimbo's horny advances

(outside sliding glass door at beNNate HQ)

Gap Dog: BARK BARK BARK!

Pembry: Hey, come on guy! There's nothing going on!


/Gap Dog growls

Pembry: You damn dog! Git outta my flowerbed!

/Gap Dog keeps digging

Pembry: I'm busy, I don't have time for this, so knock it off!

Pembry: Now, where were we, Cat? Inner-thigh massage?

/Pembry adjusts scumbag hat

Pembry: Would you like a Jack and Ginger before we proceed? Perhaps some cod?

/Pembry laces cod

Gap Dog: BARK! BARK BARK! BAAARK!

Pembry: What? How would you know what color Rohypnol is?

/Gap Dog opens sliding glass door by leaning against it

Pembry: Shit!

/Pembry runs into his panic room

/spits out cod

I have done several posts joking about the native country of Weak Thrust matron saint Cat Jensen.   Basically insinuating that the country is full of savage vikings who love cod and celebrate weird pagan holidays.  But obviously the joke really is that Americans, evens ones as sophisticated and educated as James Pembry, are ignoramuses who know nothing about the world.  You know, the posts are really just cute and charming jokes, anything to brighten the day of our greatest fan Ca...


(Dog door swings open)

 

/Gap Dog gives warning growl

Fine fine!  Anyway, my point is this.  I do know that Denmark doesn't actually celebrate really weird holidays.  For instance, take the Roskilde Festival.  According to Cat, it is a good time with lots of music and beer.  That sounds like something Gap would love.  Or Pembry, if the beer was Yuengling and the music was Ludacris.  Or Bilbo, if the music was something insufferable and he didn't have to pay for the beer.  Or Turd if it was a Dane Cook show. 

The point is Roskilde sounds like a good time, and completely normal.  Let's check in, shall we.

Oh of course, the famous Roskilde tradition of "Bjork puts on a dress made up of giant worms and serenades the crowd."

OK, that picture is taken out context.  I am sure it wasn't weird.

Cod is a hell of a drug.