RE: Mr. Horse's comments

I've been a big The Killers fan ever since the release of their 2004 album, Hot Fuss. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Hot Fuss where, uh, Brandon Flowers' presence became more apparent. I think Mr. Brightside was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Emma, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Stoermer, Flowers and Keuning. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Becky, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Emma, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to All These Things That I've Done. In this song, Brandon Flowers addresses the problems of abusive political authority. Somebody Told Me is the most moving pop song of the 2000s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Becky, get down on your knees so Emma can see your ass. Brandon Flowers' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Crossfire and, uh, Only the Young. Emma, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Brandon Flowers works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Runaways, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Weak Thrust Book Club

Welcome to the Weak Thrust Book Club's inaugural meeting. Here at WTCB we will recommend new books each month that we believe our readership will love. Let's dig in...

Gap's Pick:

Gap says... Yeah, I know the title is decieving, but this is my kind of book. Just pic after pic of sweet kittehs doing sweet kitteh things. Special thanks to Tommy for finally tipping me off to a book without those shitty readin' words.

Brought's Pick:

Brought says... sure, the title says it all. Or does it? The surprise ending is rape! Oops, "spoiler alert" (does actual air-quote motion), the surprise ending is rape.

Jimbo's Pick:

Jimbo says... Obviously everyone expects me to choose American Psycho, but as someone who didn't read it until 2010, I can't say I ever really connected with it. Instead I'll tip my cap to one of the greatest instructional books I've ever masturbated.... er, read. Yes. Read. NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COPY!

/runs off

JIMBO!

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