What. The. Fuck?

I've been getting more and more worried about this shit.

I may talk a big game, but I'm scared shitless of something like this happening.

It's starts so slowly, people don't notice it until they're knee-deep in fucking zombies.

Hell, for all we know, it's a government conspiracy. The government has been experimenting on the population for decades. Manufactured viruses, chemical warfare, the evidence is all right there, baby.

We could be in the middle of a zombie outbreak now and the government is frantically trying to contain it.

Christ, I wish I was a bike messenger in London.




HELLO? HELLO!? ANYBODY?

/spits out coffee

Please be a hoax.


Well, either a hoax or some lame Korean test flight. If aliens are now brazen enough to buzz airplanes then we're closer to an invasion than I thought. I don't have nearly enough guns or anal-eze to survive a full-blown Independence Day invasion.

This could all be a cry for attention, so I'm not ready to jump to conclusions yet.

Then again....

It's officially time to panic. I just hope they're not highly advanced pteros.