You shot the zombie Flanders!

Well Jimbo, I'm glad you're totally on board with the anti-robots and A.I. bullshit that these nerdy fucks keep creating. What are you trying to do, wipe us off the face of the Earth, ya jackasses?!?!??!

I've been screaming about this shit for a while now.

Quite a while.

Perhaps long enough to annoy....

So, it's nice we can hate the same stuff.

Although, I really think you should get on the anti-zombie movement with me too. Being ripped apart by zombies is not cool. I'd rather be strapped to a Matrix. At least the majority of people aren't aware they're in the Matrix. Everyone would be aware of their appendages being torn from their body and their intestines being devoured. The military is only gonna do so much. Odds are they'd kill more non infected people than infected. God forbid they just mail it in and quarantine us, like those lousy English bastards did in 28 days later. There would be nothing more horrific than knowing your government gave up and just locked you in with the zombies...You're gonna run outta ammunition, food, and hope real soon. Then you and your loved ones will be ripped to shreds.All because you didn't take the zombie problem seriously. Take matters into your own hands, dammit! Stop waiting for someone else to shoot something for  you!

What. The. Fuck?

I've been getting more and more worried about this shit.

I may talk a big game, but I'm scared shitless of something like this happening.

It's starts so slowly, people don't notice it until they're knee-deep in fucking zombies.

Hell, for all we know, it's a government conspiracy. The government has been experimenting on the population for decades. Manufactured viruses, chemical warfare, the evidence is all right there, baby.

We could be in the middle of a zombie outbreak now and the government is frantically trying to contain it.

Christ, I wish I was a bike messenger in London.




HELLO? HELLO!? ANYBODY?

/spits out coffee

Please be a hoax.


Well, either a hoax or some lame Korean test flight. If aliens are now brazen enough to buzz airplanes then we're closer to an invasion than I thought. I don't have nearly enough guns or anal-eze to survive a full-blown Independence Day invasion.

This could all be a cry for attention, so I'm not ready to jump to conclusions yet.

Then again....

It's officially time to panic. I just hope they're not highly advanced pteros.