A Look Back Into The Weak Thrust Archives: Part 35

Moving picture titled "Filthy Ptero Tries to Kidnap a White Woman," circa 1933 (later renamed "King Kong" by the goddamn PC crowd)

Ask Gap Theory

Dear Mr. Theory:

I have this friend.  This friend didn't listen to his best friend when his best friend told him that The Human Centipede 2 was unwatchable.  My friend came home drunk one night and put it on.  He didn't even finish it.  Not because it was so disgusting but because it was just a terrible terrible movie.  Like not even in the "so bad it's funny" category, it was actually a step further in the category of "so bad that I would rather drive nails through my own eyes than continue to watch this."  Anyway, now anytime my friend goes on Netflix on his PS3, this appears:

How does my friend erase his "Recently Watched" list.  He is afraid that anyone who watches his Netflix will see that he watched that movie and make certain presumptions about him that are not flattering.  He is particularly afraid that a certain young lady might visit and if they decide to watch Netflix she will see this movie on the Recently Watched list, be horrified, and leave.  Then my friend won't be able to make her into a human centipede and he will be very disappointed.  So your help in deleting this Recently Watched list will be most appreciated.

Sincerely,
Jim Pembry

This is the end.

BTjunkie shutting down and Piratebay about to be shut down marks the end of file sharing as we know it. This is the saddest shit that ever sadded. Part of me is dead...the part that liked stuff for free. Now I have to get fucking HBO and rent movies online. Netflix is a worthless pile of cocks, so I'll be canceling that, despite Viv's protest.

Get ready, because this is just the beginning.