I have this friend. This friend didn't listen to his best friend when his best friend told him that The Human Centipede 2 was unwatchable. My friend came home drunk one night and put it on. He didn't even finish it. Not because it was so disgusting but because it was just a terrible terrible movie. Like not even in the "so bad it's funny" category, it was actually a step further in the category of "so bad that I would rather drive nails through my own eyes than continue to watch this." Anyway, now anytime my friend goes on Netflix on his PS3, this appears:
How does my friend erase his "Recently Watched" list. He is afraid that anyone who watches his Netflix will see that he watched that movie and make certain presumptions about him that are not flattering. He is particularly afraid that a certain young lady might visit and if they decide to watch Netflix she will see this movie on the Recently Watched list, be horrified, and leave. Then my friend won't be able to make her into a human centipede and he will be very disappointed. So your help in deleting this Recently Watched list will be most appreciated.
Sincerely,
Jim Pembry
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