Disclaimer: NSFW.
Oh Chloe, you hipster, I love you. I've loved you since you did KIDS. Your scenes made me all bonery. Remember when you got the HIV in it? I'm glad that didn't happen for real. Your damn near constantly nude body would be all shriveled and dead. I mean, I'd still try to have sex with it, but it wouldn't be the same.
Here's a quote from her: "I think it's sexy to be a little bit mysterious."
I couldn't agree more, that's why I wear a ski mask when I rape.
Whoa, so you apparently fell in high heels and knocked out four teeth? That's fascinating. Jimbo actually knocked out some of his chompers falling on a treadmill at my house. He was supposed to be babysitting my little brother and sister, but I guess he just couldn't resist hopping on our family treadmill and killing it.
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Chloe, I guess what I'm trying to say is...I want to eat your ass.
Love,
Gap
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