Zombie bullets!
Yes, these are real. Yes, I've already ordered 10,000 boxes of the .45 cal and 50,000 boxes of the 12 gauge. Feel free to come cower behind my awesomeness when the zombies finally start to overrun this lame planet. I'll be shooting holes in everything. You and Bilbo can be my cheerleaders. I'll need something catchy to keep me motivated as I blow though zombie after zombie.
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