/smashes house

Well, James is finally getting his ring this year. I just can't wait to listen to his smug post-game interviews and press conferences. I can almost guarantee he'll release some commercial rubbing it in everyone's faces. Seriously, just go to hell and die.

Nice hipster glasses, fag. You know who never thought to accessorize like a jackass after a game one finals loss? EVERY FUCKING GREAT PLAYER EVER! You make me sick. Just take your fucking trophy and go away. Your very presence has ruined the last two finals for me.  It's just like when the Patriots are in the post season, I can't enjoy it until I know they're gone.

I miss you so much.