Congrats to Michael Phelps

Phelps has now become the most decorated Olympian.

Forget the fact that he came into this Olympics with this look permanently frozen on his face:

The man utterly dominated the previous two Olympics and put forth arguably the single greatest Olympics of all-time in 08. Let that man take as many bong rips as he wants, he's earned it. Unlike some stupid grillz wearing faggot.

Yeah, that worthless piece of garbage right there. You wanna be the next Phelps and you're not even as good as this current, washed up version of him. Go away and don't come back.

/smashes house

Well, James is finally getting his ring this year. I just can't wait to listen to his smug post-game interviews and press conferences. I can almost guarantee he'll release some commercial rubbing it in everyone's faces. Seriously, just go to hell and die.

Nice hipster glasses, fag. You know who never thought to accessorize like a jackass after a game one finals loss? EVERY FUCKING GREAT PLAYER EVER! You make me sick. Just take your fucking trophy and go away. Your very presence has ruined the last two finals for me.  It's just like when the Patriots are in the post season, I can't enjoy it until I know they're gone.

I miss you so much.

Tommy....

You may want to look this article over.

Hey Kids!

Don't worry, I'll be back on the street soon enough.

/rhythmic slapping

Dear Asshole Kids Rioting in Penn State

What if you were the ones that had been raped right up your asses and Paterno literally did next to nothing after being informed? Would you worthless fags still be standing by his side and flipping vans? I think not. I think you'd be in therapy.