/spits out Dornish wine

Fine, so the zombie virus has now reached our doorstep.  I am still not that scared of those slow, dumb motherfuckers.  It's not like they have some ancient demonic enemy directing them, some nearly unstoppable force that lied dormant for thousands of years and has now awoken to destroy the word of men.  Because I mean yeah if that was the case then we would be totally fucked.

(door flies open)

/cries

/throws lot in with robots