Showing posts with label Murderin Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Murderin Movies. Show all posts
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Oh He Mad
It seems that a... let's call this person a "coolest guy ever" has taken a certain... umm... liking to a reality star. Let's see what this reality star received in his email inbox:
Interesting, to say the least. And not just because this victim in question is Dog the Bounty Hunter. Let's break it down shall we...
1. "...murder you and your family." Obviously a nod to the Red Dragon and his ritual of murdering, well, families.
2. "... cut the ... off your wife." A nod to Jimbo's personal favorite, Jame Gumb, as Dog's wife is a great big fat person.
3. Sodomy with beads. I hear Jodie Foster is into that sort of thing.
4. Vendetta. A specific word choice as an ode to the time Hannibal lived in Italy.
5. "Feel them blasted..." Miggsing. Need I say more?
6. "Bye Duane." The cool, calm and collected signoff of Dr. Lecter. Note he does not use Mr. Bounty Hunter's nickname, as the killer is much too sophisticated for such slang.
In conclusion... it's Thomas Harris. The guy who is going to kill Dog the Bounty Hunter is renowned author Thomas Harris.
“I’m going to murder you. I’m going to come to Hawaii and murder you and your family in cold blood. You are next on my list and are the bane of society. I will deliver you to God.”
“I’m going to murder you and your family. I’m going to slaughter your family. I’m going to cut the fat t**s off your wife while I watch your children bleed. I want to see you cry, like you did everyday in prison. I want you to watch as your family gets massacred right in front of you Then I’m going to f**k you in the a** with your f****t indian beads.”
“Your children looked nice today. As previously stated, I have a rather nasty vendetta against you and your family. I know this goes through contacts; and they may be the bane to your saving. I encourage you to thank them after I have your family tied up and gagging. I can’t wait to rape your daughters. Feel them get blasted by my c*m. It will feel so great. The blood of the innocent gets me so hard. Bye Duane.”
1. "...murder you and your family." Obviously a nod to the Red Dragon and his ritual of murdering, well, families.
2. "... cut the ... off your wife." A nod to Jimbo's personal favorite, Jame Gumb, as Dog's wife is a great big fat person.
3. Sodomy with beads. I hear Jodie Foster is into that sort of thing.
4. Vendetta. A specific word choice as an ode to the time Hannibal lived in Italy.
5. "Feel them blasted..." Miggsing. Need I say more?
6. "Bye Duane." The cool, calm and collected signoff of Dr. Lecter. Note he does not use Mr. Bounty Hunter's nickname, as the killer is much too sophisticated for such slang.
In conclusion... it's Thomas Harris. The guy who is going to kill Dog the Bounty Hunter is renowned author Thomas Harris.
Friday, March 23, 2012
Gap's Movie Corner
A few weeks ago I finally forced myself to watch The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence). What a bad idea that turned out to be. I even made the mistake of trying to eat during the movie.
I didn't like the first one and the second one sucked just as much. Tom Six is a complete shithead, and this time around he tried to shoehorn in a message...Thanks Tom.
THC II basically brings up the age old debate about violence in films and TV somehow relating to violence in reality*. The main character is obsessed with THC and he fantasizes about creating a 12-person centipede. He basically starts collecting people and bringing them to this large warehouse. I should also mention that the character never utters a single word the entire time (good call Tom, what's the point). As the movie goes along we learn that he lives at home with his abusive mother and his shrink is trying to fuck his chubby little ass. There isn't actually a whole lot of extremely gory stuff for the first 3/4's of the movie. I think at one point he bashes his mother's head in and props her up at the dinner table with her destroyed dome, but that's really the extent of the gore. It's also filmed in black and white because Tom thinks it's more disturbing that way. Yeah, that B&W sure scared the shit outta me.
Anyway, dummy finally gets everyone rounded up and he being to assemble his HC. Tom Six actually managed to get the one girl that starred in the first HC to do a cameo as the actress who played the character (I'm the dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude!).
It gets pretty gory from here. There's a lot of close shots of teeth being knocked out, ACLs being pulled from knees and cut with scissors, assholes getting sewn to faces and so on. Just lovely stuff. When he finally gets all 12 stitched up he jumps around all pleased with himself and proceeds to wrap his dick with barbed wire and fuck the end of the HC. Now THAT is romance. I didn't like it though because everyone was shitting and they showed poo coming out. Nobody is going to fuck and ass with poo shooting out of it. Not even Bilbo.
People in the HC begin to die shorty after the poo-filled ass fucking. Probably from boredom. Dummy gets all upset and begins to shoot them. The one chick playing herself breaks free from the HC and shoves an actual centipede up the guy's asshole. Nicely done. I believe he shoots and kills her, but I had almost completely tuned out at this point. Also, there was a pregnant chick that ended up getting away, but she was so pregnant that you couldn't see any bush, which isn't hot.
Then Tom did a smash-cut to the parking garage where Dummy works and wouldn't you know it, he imagined the whole thing! Well, knock me down with a feather wrapped in barbed wire. What a great ending...I guess he wrote himself into a corner and took the easy way out. Thanks.
*-we were raping and killing long before TV, Movies, and the Internet. Sooooooo shut up.
I didn't like the first one and the second one sucked just as much. Tom Six is a complete shithead, and this time around he tried to shoehorn in a message...Thanks Tom.
THC II basically brings up the age old debate about violence in films and TV somehow relating to violence in reality*. The main character is obsessed with THC and he fantasizes about creating a 12-person centipede. He basically starts collecting people and bringing them to this large warehouse. I should also mention that the character never utters a single word the entire time (good call Tom, what's the point). As the movie goes along we learn that he lives at home with his abusive mother and his shrink is trying to fuck his chubby little ass. There isn't actually a whole lot of extremely gory stuff for the first 3/4's of the movie. I think at one point he bashes his mother's head in and props her up at the dinner table with her destroyed dome, but that's really the extent of the gore. It's also filmed in black and white because Tom thinks it's more disturbing that way. Yeah, that B&W sure scared the shit outta me.
Anyway, dummy finally gets everyone rounded up and he being to assemble his HC. Tom Six actually managed to get the one girl that starred in the first HC to do a cameo as the actress who played the character (I'm the dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude!).
It gets pretty gory from here. There's a lot of close shots of teeth being knocked out, ACLs being pulled from knees and cut with scissors, assholes getting sewn to faces and so on. Just lovely stuff. When he finally gets all 12 stitched up he jumps around all pleased with himself and proceeds to wrap his dick with barbed wire and fuck the end of the HC. Now THAT is romance. I didn't like it though because everyone was shitting and they showed poo coming out. Nobody is going to fuck and ass with poo shooting out of it. Not even Bilbo.
People in the HC begin to die shorty after the poo-filled ass fucking. Probably from boredom. Dummy gets all upset and begins to shoot them. The one chick playing herself breaks free from the HC and shoves an actual centipede up the guy's asshole. Nicely done. I believe he shoots and kills her, but I had almost completely tuned out at this point. Also, there was a pregnant chick that ended up getting away, but she was so pregnant that you couldn't see any bush, which isn't hot.
Then Tom did a smash-cut to the parking garage where Dummy works and wouldn't you know it, he imagined the whole thing! Well, knock me down with a feather wrapped in barbed wire. What a great ending...I guess he wrote himself into a corner and took the easy way out. Thanks.
*-we were raping and killing long before TV, Movies, and the Internet. Sooooooo shut up.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
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