Hey Turd...

This may stop Turd from LOLing for a few minutes.

Wacky Confession Wednesday

Many years ago, I was a janitor at a prestigious college. It was a thankless job, but I was glad to have it. Well, the one day, I was cleaning the bathrooms when I heard a sound. It was a curious sound indeed. I put my mop back in the slop bucket and crept toward the noise. It appeared to be coming from the showers. It was a kind of sucking sound. No, actually it sounded like a boot, stuck in mud, only wetter. As I got toward the showers, I was able to make out two shadowy figures, both pressed up against the wall. When the steam finally cleared I was able to positively identify the two persons.



The memory of those two men fucking in that shower will haunt my dreams for all time. -Gap

"I will never forget that magical night that Jim Pembry and I spent making passionate love in a locker room shower while some filthy ptero janitor stared longingly. It tears me apart when we fight Jimbo, why can't we just be together? Why???" -Brought