MIA

Some of you may have been wondering where I've been the last few days...I've been sick. Super sick! See!



Tommy Jarvis has also been MIA for a while too. Well, old Tommy got married, got a new house, AND got a new job. I know, too much on his plate. What a dummy. He also did this:



Yup, he crashed his new car. Ran a stop sign and collided with an old women, if I'm not mistaken. He fixed it up with some duct tape, so it's good as new now.

/cries

Wait, what?

I get sinus infections all-the-fuck time! This shit has to work! God damn! I was sick as fuck down South and the only thing that saved me was my precious antibiotics. I don't care if it's a "dummy pill". I'm a dummy and I want my pill! So, don't release reports talking about how it doesn't actually do anything. The power of suggestion really does a lot.