This meme is so meta!

The evolution of a meme...

/rolls eyes

This isn't even creative!!!  Goddammit everyone is just taking pictures and declaring them memes.  You just took a new picture of a girl with fantastic bosoms and made the same joke that everyone has already made!  In fact if I google Eye Contact meme, I bet this exact joke was already done.

See.

 Surprise surprise.  God this stupid thing better not become a meme.

GODDAMMIT!  IT IS THE SAME JOKE!  YOU DIDN'T EVEN VARY IT!  

 

 Yes, we fucking get it!  It's hard to make eye contact because her breasts are hanging out.  Jesus H. Christ, I am so sick of these lazy memes.  That is the problem with these boilerplate image macro memes.  "Hey, I can take the Scumbag Steve picture and add an old joke to it that stopped being funny twenty years ago but it's funny now because it's a meme."

 

Nope, still not funny.  

 

 Nope.

Please stop.

 

OK, that is kind of funny and I assumed this line was already used in a meme or a joke but I googled it and apparently not.  This one gets a point.

Meh.  The one above was better.

 

 

 DAT'S SEXUST!!!  OK, this thing is still a terrible meme but I guess people are doing the best they can with it.

 Lulz.  OK, this is pretty meta.  Reddit, those guys love boobs and memes! (also cats)

 Wait, is this thing going meta?  Maybe I spoke too soon about hating this meme...

 

 OK, so the original meme terrible but the backlash is at least funny.  Even shitty memes become funny when people start making fun of the memes, with the meme.  Anything that is meta is funny!

Now we are getting meta!  They took a joke from another meme and then misused it in this meme.  BUT THEY DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU CANT!  BECAUSE BOOBIES!

 Yeah, now people are getting it!

 Whoa, this just went multiple levels of meta...

 

Man this is a great meme!

 

 He is right!  I do read that line first!  What a clever meme!  And so meta!

 

 Oh man, now we are at the highest level of meta.  A lot of memes don't even get this far on the meta scale and this meme has only been around for a couple days...


 

 

 Best. meme. ever!

/spits out snake venom

A cobra was missing for weeks and they finally found it!?! Hey mainstream media, a small request. When a goddamn cobra is on the lam somewhere in the continental United States, I want to hear about that shit right away. That's the news I care about! That the killing machine is eventually caught isn't the breaking news, that is just the part where I can finally sleep at night because our national nightmare is over. So from now on, when a goddamn cobra goes missing anywhere within a 2000 mile vicinity of me you get that shit on the wire right away so I can hole up in my underground bunker. Wait, do cobras live in underground burrows? FML.

Oh and if the lateness of your story wasn't bad enough, the contents of the story pisses me off even more. So let me get this straight. Some lady accidentally lets her cobra loose, causing a national crisis rivaling the Three Mile Island meltdown. She then finds the thing under her dresser (wouldn't "under your furniture" be the first place to look for a goddamn snake?). She then calls the police and when an officer shows up, she "advised the officer how to handle the snake, how to free it from the glue board and how to get it into an aquarium to turn over to her nonprofit wildlife education group." If you are such the goddamn expert, then why don't you fix your own screw-up and handle your own deadly poisonous snake that you accidentally released rather than stand back and "advise" some police officer how to handle it.



See, was that so hard?



OK, quit screwing around!



Oh damn!

/advises police officer there is dead lady in house

/skulks away


(By the way, after googling pics for this post, I have discovered there are a plethora of sick fetishes out there involving snakes. Women inside snakes. Snakes inside women. Snake as a nickname for a penis. I haven't seen reptiles degrading women like that since the ptero porn. We need to jump on this bandwagon fast! I am sure Mad Rocket Scientist would love that shit.)