Well, our favorite meme, Pedobear showed up to the Sandusky trial and gave a press conference. This really really upset me. This was a terrible tragedy, not something to make light of. I am referring of course to the bastardization of the Pedobear mythos.* Everyone knows Pedobear can't talk so he can't give press conferences. He is a goddamn bear! A cartoon bear who communicates with facial expressions and by holding up signs. Shame on you, man impersonating Pedobear. Though it also got me wondering. If Pedobear was around, that must surely mean his "Sundance Kid" was lurking somewhere. Where the hell was Bilbo?
Ah yes, of course, that makes sense. Sorry Jerry, you are about to find out that the only Bilbo that will turn on you faster than Buttons is Material Witness Bilbo.
* - I thought I was clever coming up with the term "Pedobear mythos" but somehow there have been three prior references to the term on the Internet. God, the Internet has a lot of sick fucks.
