Personal Pussycat Pics!

Fucking fuck yeah! It's that time again! Send yo kitteh pics to me! Mr. Horse, your poor showing the last few weeks is driving me nuts!

AWWWW LOOKIT DAT KITTEH!

Pembry:

ERMAHGERD! KITTEH STACKING!

Tommy:

YEAH! KITTEH USING FURNITURE!

Bilbo?:

BILBOS RUIN EVERYTHING!

Mr. Horse:

 AWWWWW. MR. HORSE'S KITTEH IS ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY.

 PRECIOUS LITTLE KITTEH ALL HEALTHY NOW!

Songs We Used to Love

Nothing like taking a cheesy love song and making a video that literally has nothing to do with love. Look at all these sports references! Hootie and his boys are more than just a bunch of doofs, they also play sports poorly and spend shitloads of money on athlete appearances and the golden age of Sportscenter! Though I can't really argue with paying Dan Marino whatever it takes to look like a tool, lightly tossing footballs to the one guy on earth with worse hands than Gap.

Counterpoint: Gap's Draft Thoughts

Neat!

Quote of the Week

“There are times you should go after a first-round quarterback, but you shouldn’t be pressured into it.”

~ Jeff Ireland, idiot and GM of the Dolphins, on drafting Ryan Tannehill, the consensus #3 QB in the draft who played under new Dolphins OC Mike Sherman for the last 2 years at Texas A&M.

RE: Gap's response to Pembry's Penguin Post

/tries to get over Manning going to Denver

(door flies open at Gap's house)

/Gap sets down glass of red wine

Such a Shame, No, I'm Being Sincere This Time

The sad retirement of Brandon Roy last week is beginning to look like only the tip of the iceberg for young superstars whose health has robbed them of fulfilling their potential. Two young men born less than 6 months apart are teetering on the edge of their careers right now.

Sidney Crosby is the best hockey player on the planet. There is no question of that. In his 6 year career he has won the Stanley Cup, Olympic Gold, and every offensive award including MVP. Until a severe concussion last season, he was on pace to approach every record held by Wayne Gretzky, which no one thought could ever be possible. In 6 short years, he managed to fulfill the hype beset on him as the heir apparent. The only sports equivalent I can think of would be Andrew Luck winning an MVP and Super Bowl within his first 3 years as a pro.

The other is Greg Oden, who suffered another setback with his knees. This has been a career completely wrecked by injury. Even dating back to his one year in college, when he broke his wrist, all we ever got to see were flashes of seemingly limitless potential. He was a devastating defender and needed only slight polishing on the offensive end to be able to immediately compete for top center honors. Instead we've gotten less than a season's worth of games since 2007 and a man more famous for his dong-shot than his play. At least we'll always have his ESPN the Magazine commercial...

/Gap's Head Explodes

Oh thank Tebow, this is rich!