What a horrible time to turn 30

Well, my birthday is quickly approaching and through sheer happenstance two terrible things will damn near coincide with it. Well, I guess the one isn't really terrible...but the other one is just the WORST.

First:

Kidtouch McWeirdo is gonna be sentenced real soon. Bilbo and I disagree on many aspects of this whole shit show, but we can both agree that this trial coming to an end is a good thing. Let's get the verdict, punishment, and sentencing over with so the community can pick up the pieces and the program and continue on.

Now, onto the WORST one!

LBJ finally gets his championship. Bilbo kept saying that OKC was gonna pull it out, but we all knew better after The Heat went up 2-1. At first I was pissed knowing that he was finally gonna get one and act like a complete asshat, but I could really give a shit now. In the morning, he's still the same jackass he always was. He'll go down in history as one of the greatest to ever play the game, but he still had to team up with another superstar to get it done. Enjoy getting booed for the rest of your career.