Speaking of boners

I was unaware that Lolo Jones is a virgin.

How can this be? She's fucking hot.

Are you religious? Actually a dude? I've modified a lovely meme to help explain why I think she's still not giving it up.

That's right! Get in here Fassbender, we gotta get that hot lady's vag opened up for business.




They sure do, David, they sure do.

/chugs champagne

Wil Wheaton: He's not only Sheldon Cooper's nemesis

I've been watching The Big Bang Theory for a while now, and I just love it. Wil Wheaton is a reoccuring character and he's one of Sheldon Cooper's main adversaries.


Wil also blogs quite a bit. He's crusading for Bit Torrent sites now.

It's nice of him to try, but legit open source software available for torrenting makes up maybe 8% of all torrents. The rest is movies, music, porno, and pirated software. I'm not for shutting it down, but let's not stand around saying it's not solely for stealing. It is.

Also, I seriously need to fuck every hole Kaley Cuoco has. If given half the chance, I'd probably create some new holes and ball them too.

The King is dead! Long live the King!

For years now, Weak Thrust has been at the forefront of posts about cute kittehs and supple bosoms. But eventually the alpha male of the pride gets taken down by an up and comer. Congrats Kitties and Titties (obviously NSFW, what are you a a ruhtard?). May your reign be glorious.

/passes the mantle

Don't worry though we still keep the crown for kitties and ass pics. And creepiness. And inappropriateness. Wait, what?

Ass N Kitties from ASCII alice on Vimeo.

Fuck.

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

Athlete of the Year

It's that time of year again, where we get 'best of the year' lists and whatever from every website, magazine, and news program out there, so let's jump on that bandwagon and get to it. Up next, we have Athlete of the year.

Now it's been a big year for sports. We had Dirk crushing the Heat's Big 3. Sir Aaron Rodgers taking down the vaunted Steelers' D to start the year and is undefeated and dominating as it closes. Baseball happened. And of course, we have Tebow, who Tebows better than any non-Tebow ever could. And we haven't even touched on Andrew Luck, the absence of Peyton Manning, Jerry Sandusky's water sports domination, or Alex Morgan's coming out party that was the Womens' World Cup. With so many achievements to note, who could possibly win this award?

This chick. Go volleyball! Whee!