RE: Cat's question

Cat,

"Go To" is a meal that Pembry thinks he invented. It's actually just Hamburger Helper, but it's his favorite meal of all-time, so we just let him go on believing he invented something that was already in mass production and available to the general public.

Yours in Christ,

  Gap

Gap blew some money (and not on hookers this time!)

Yesterday I went out and bought a pair of Nike Free Trainer 5.0's.

Typically I always bought running shoes and used them as my workout pair too. Needless to say, I've run through them like Bilbos running through 4 year olds at a Chuck E. Cheese.

I'm really hoping these babies hold up. I hate it when my shoes start to literally fall off my feet after a few months of wear. I'm not a big fan of Nike. I used to hate their running shoes, but these have gotten such glowing reviews, I figured I'd give those jerks another chance.

I used them yesterday and was very impressed. They do take some getting used to as the lacing system literally is a glove that wraps around your foot. When I first laced them up, I went balls-out and pretty much cut the circulation to my feet off. You really have to back off the amount of pressure you put on the laces when you're drawing them up. Once they're on, it feels like the shoe is wrapped around your foot. Just lovely. I was actually only in the gym, so I didn't get to really go nuts, but they provided excellent stability.

GOD I HOPE THEY HOLD UP, THEY WERE SO EXPENSIVE!

If I may be serious for a moment.

/pointing to self

See? This is my serious face.

Now, I've read some pretty hurtful things about notorious whore and drug addict, Scarlett Johansson.

I think everyone is being a little too hard on her. I mean, so what if she's got a little bit of blubber on her legs and ass? I'd still pound her for days on end. Until I died of dehydration. I can't help it, I'm just passionate.

You know she fucked Benicio Del Toro in an elevator once? Yeah, total whore. You need these women feeling good! They get depressed and they stop elevator fucking. Do you want her to stop elevator fucking? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Just because she's rich and conceited doesn't mean she doesn't have feelings. And those feelings have been hurt. I think thesuperficial.com and wwtdd.com owe this cum-guzzling, Ryan Reynolds divorcing cunt an apology.

/adjusts scarf

we're waiting...